Back Off

The iconic stance of Chris Pratt fending off three raptors with just the power of his hands in Jurassic World seems to have taken the Internet by storm.....imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!






Its not quite the same with a turkey, an old hen and a scottish terrier
And note....my fat arse is not quite as pert as Mr Pratt's

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  1. Pertness is highly overrated.

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  2. Too funny! Oh I wonder what we would do without the Internet to share things?

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  3. Love it! I would give you a hug, fat arse or not!

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  4. Coward. Should have done it with the geese.. xx

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  5. That is a perfect post, John Gray. So funny.

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  6. LOL. Especially you fending off your dangerous animals.

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  7. George !
    You better have them under control ! George look ready to pounce, the hen is not amused and the turkey just wants some one to ummm love !
    Perfect !

    cheers, parsnip

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  8. FENTON!!! FENTON!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!

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  9. I think the stance should maybe have been a little more upright. lol
    but you look like you have it there.
    Briony
    x

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  10. Those animals of your really don't look that fussed, John.

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  11. glad you explained what you were doing..........

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  12. I'd say you are a natural for Tai Chi ! Graceful and flowing....

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  13. This is a fun post, John! I laughed when I saw it! This is so typical - you! I loved it!

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    1. If you like it , it must be good thanks chuck xx

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  14. Thanks for the giggle x

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  15. It's all about the base...no treble! Love it John. X

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  16. Back off, indeed!

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  17. We have two skunks visiting our garden in the early evenings lately. Will that pose work on them?

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  18. As someone who also couldn't help noticing Mr Pratt's rather attractive backside, how is it that that red thingy (wallet?) in his back pocket keeps mysteriously appearing and disappearing? And that's only in the trailer! (Me not intending to undergo the expected tedium of the whole thing). For a multi-hundred-million dollar extravaganza like this would have expected a bit more than shoddy continuity.

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  19. Ha! I hadn't seen that meme but it's pretty funny!

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  20. Anonymous3:50 pm

    Brilliant, John.

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  21. I'll have to try that. Maybe my cats will cooperate. Nah!

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  22. Love these pictures. All of you look very commanding!

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  23. I'm sure any physical discrepancies between yourself & Chris Pratt's butt could be attributed to an optical illusion of the camera, esp. in light of all that weight you have lost going to Fat Watchers lately. I think your use of 3 different species of animals shows much more imagination than the other photos where only one species was shown in groups if 3. Using a turkey, terrier & hen for your photo shows you are a man that likes to think outside the box. By the way, there are more than a few of us who can appreciate a more generously endowed bum as being every but attractive as Mr. Pratt's "pert" version.

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  24. your arse is still pinchable (to me, anyway).

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  25. Very clever!! With your bum you are not giving Kim Cardigan (as Cro calls her) a run for her money yet. So nothing to worry about. I once met a woman who called her ample backside her 'qualifier'.

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