Monday, 18 May 2015

Better


The rest of the day got better
I cooked a pork dinner at teatime
After falling asleep covered in dogs on the couch

I woke up to a Scottish Terrier licking cauliflower cheese sauce from my beard
Bloody hell , he has bad breath

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  1. Pork makes everything better. Except dog breath.

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  2. bwhahahahahaha! cat tuna breath ain't much better.

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    1. I always have to turn away when there's a yawning pussy near my face. Oh, the stench that comes from it you just would not believe!

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    2. My advice is stay away from yawning pussies, or if you must, choose your pussy carefully.

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    3. I don't choose the pussies, Rachel, they choose ME. Avoiding them is not an option.

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  3. they probably didn't think too much of your breath either...LOL

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  4. OMG ! who is this person with such great animal friends.
    I love this one.

    cheers, parsnip

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  5. Your beard sounds bad too, sorry. Not a fan of cauliflower. :)

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  6. Well Hey Ho...... John what a lucky dog.

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  7. Write a book, John! Your life is very marketable.

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  8. If you kept cats you could spray yourself with them every morning after a shower.

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  9. I agree with Gail's comment!

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  10. Perhaps you can wipe your face after you eat.

    Love,
    Janie

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  11. A plausible reason to shampoo your beard. The other night one of my cats sneezed in my face when I was sleeping. I still haven't fully recovered........

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  12. That happens to Lovely Hubby all the time!! As soon as he lies down for a nap the dogs, and sometimes Ginger the cat too, make sure he is clean enough to cuddle into by grooming his inert form and then they settle down for a group snooze. :-)

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  13. The dog has good taste!

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  14. You paint a wonderful (!) picture of yourself, John; it's a good job you don't ever have to describe yourself on a dating forum. Yuk!
    Did you have a good scrub at the sink before you cooked dinner?

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  15. My Dachshund used to get into the litter box....I took him into the bathroom and scrubbed his mouth out with toothpaste! Ugh....

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  16. Never nice to wake up to dog breath :(

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