Saturday, 18 April 2015

Saturday shite

Typical saturday
William's skin condition is playing up,
The immersion heater's bust again,
The ball cock in the water tank is dodgy,
Meg still has the shits,
The kitchen sink is blocked, 
The Prof has calf cramp,
And Winnie's still searching for the " slippers of sex"

The bed's unmade,
Bingley has been chasing anyone on the field,
I've still havent delivered eggs to Cae Glas
And I have alarge hole in my best underpants


Hey ho

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  1. She's given up on her pillow????

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  2. Oh dear ! Some days are like that ..... All that mundane stuff ..... At least it's not your ball cock that's gone all dicky .....

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  3. Just give thanks that the roof's not leaking!

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  4. And I suppose when you bent over to wipe Meg's arse you farted.

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  5. When I first glanced at the pic I thought it was a Jaws cake and thought, wow, that's pretty nifty, then I realized it was some sort of baby thing and thought... gee, you can't eat babies... unless you're one of the walking dead.

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  6. if Leonard Cohen blogged......

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  7. They all need you, it is nice to be needed.

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  8. Typical. \saturday then.
    Interesting about William's skin condition - Tess will no doubt come out in one within the next week or two. She has it every year and it obviously has something to do with the growing grass, but the vet can't trace what it is. It drives her (and us) mad as she licks and licks.

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  9. Henceforth,Saturdays ought to be banned.

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  10. It's a Murphy's Law Weekend, eh?

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  11. Just another day in the life....it goes like it goes. Same here...one of the cats is yacking and the dog has the drizzles.

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  12. Do the things you can do something about John; change your underpants, deliver the eggs, unblock the sink, make the bed (or get the prof to do it) and then sit down and treat yourself to a nice big scotch egg- you deserve it! x

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  13. Why not raise your spirits with that cure-all, a Scotch egg?

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  14. And my chickens are squabbling, establishing the pecking order with the addition of four new hens! As you say, 'hey ho'!

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  15. If you have a large hole in your BEST underpants I hate to think what's wrong with the rest of them! :)

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    1. My thoughts too. Possibly it's time to buy a new pair for best!

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    2. AJ WELCOME BACK X

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  16. I have a calf cramp too! I was going to blog about it. I still might.

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  17. There be days like this mama said mama said !

    cheers, parsnip

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  18. This is why Saturdays come at the end of the week. Gives us a chance to get all this over with before we have to start a new one.

    I am actually more sympathetic than that sounded!

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  19. It's always risky to read when of your blogs when shite appears in the title. You can sometimes be so literal. As for those underpants, I sure hope they aren't really your best. What condition are your worst in?

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  20. Tee hee - ball cock.

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  21. Just another day in the neighborhood. I bet you are never bored.

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  22. I truly hope your day improved, John. If not I hope you have been able to see it through with your usual tenacity and good humour. X

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  23. You're having a good day then!

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  24. A day in the life of...
    Fascinated by the image you are illustrating this post with.

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  25. That baby is going to need a bigger boat.

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  26. Wow, that sounds like a typical day here! I can sympathize!

    My dog George had the shits all over our garage today. It was waiting for me when I got home from work. The smell was unbelievable....I gagged and gagged as I cleaned it up and very nearly lost my lunch. Oh, and I've been limping for two days...somehow a metal hook fell off our kitchen wall and I stepped on it in the dark with bare feet. It not only gave me a nasty cut, but also a huge ugly bruise right in the middle of my foot. I screamed out a stream of obscenities that would have made a sailor blush!! Haha.

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  27. Things settled down somwhat...
    We've had a nice chicken for tea,
    And ive burnt my underpants on the log burner

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  28. What IS that!?

    And why?

    The photo...

    Explanation?

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    1. It just made me laugh......its a baby cradle

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    2. It looks like a cake.

      Just a photo from the web or do you actually know the sick parents?

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    3. Oh i know a great deal of sickos

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    4. With respect Mr Gray, you did not answer the question.

      Andrew Paxman Scott

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    5. Aha: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2896084/

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  29. Loving that cake!!!!
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  30. " And I have a large hole in my best underpants" - in the front or in the back? go commando; it's much more fun!

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  31. Yeah, my day is going pretty much the same, except I have no holes in my panties. Now I have something to be happy about.

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  32. "The ball cock in the water tank is dodgy"

    That really does sound like some sort of code.

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    1. It is...only gays understand it

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    2. Perhaps the pipe in the plumbing is bent.

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    3. 'Delivering the eggs to Cae Glas' sounds more dodgy than ball-cocks to me. John's just offered me a goosing.

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    4. I originally read it as Gae Clas.......... yeehaw, the code is broke!

      Oh well.

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  33. Sounds like a normal day there then.
    Rosezeeta.

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  34. Good Lord, you're like a blogging God. You can make a post out of anything, it's true. And we, your loyal followers, will bow down and tap in a comment in the hopes of a rare and precious response from their Great Leader.

    That sounds far more snarky than was intended, but I had a couple of beers this afternoon after missing both a shower and a nap. I probably shouldn't be allowed on the internet. Cheers!

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  35. I'm relieved to read it wasn't actually a cake; jealousy was about to rear it's ugly head as it would have totally shot my 'loo' cake for my brother's 40th in the arse. And it was complete with yellow jello and tiny tootsie rolls in the bowl.
    Not to mention the sow nursing piglets baby shower cake.
    Oh, and the tie-dyed wedding cake for the aging Grateful Dead fans.

    Good thing you're in Wales, I had a few ideas for a wedding cake for you. =D

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  36. Many years ago I read in a doctor's column to put an opened bar of soap in the bed between the sheets next to the area that is cramping, and sleep that way all night, and the cramp would go away. It works great for me. Chris should try it. It can't hurt!

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  37. Best underpants???????

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  38. The burning question.... are they still your best underpants if you have a large hole in them???

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  39. Hey Ho ... just another day

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  40. There's something terribly satisfying about the picture you posted.

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