Saturday, 21 March 2015

The "Slippers Of Sex"


24 hours ago , I was sipping white wine spritzers with friends in a nice sophisticated wine bar.
Tonight we are watching some weird shite on tv where a group of " normal human beings" are being hypnotised for the sake of a cheap laugh.
To complicate matters Chris has been wearing Mrs Hopkins' slippers.
Now these slippers , are not just a fashion statement , they are the object of a certain bulldog's " self pollution" behaviour and once worn seem to drive Winnie wild with desire when she is " in the mood"......( I think they are long overdue for a soak in some detergent)
Chris has now dubbed them " The Slippers of Sex"

There's a general understanding that they are not to be worn when we have visitors


65 comments:

  1. Do Bulldogs ever go through menopause?

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  2. Why aren't you watching the Voice for God's sake? The slippers of sex I dare not comment on except that I would also ban them when you have visitors with the exception of the Vicar. At least they are washable.

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    1. No......the voice leaves me all a bit cold.....its the screeching!

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    2. I hate the crying most of all.

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    3. And the singing gets on my tits too

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    4. My tits can take it.

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    5. Yours could take a direct hit by a scud missile

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    6. She puts pigs in the oven when they are still squealing. You can take it, piggy.

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    7. Anyway, she gets plenty of crud missiles from Peter.

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  3. They look like little elf booties, very sweet. Our sprollie, Len, is attracted to all things woolly, thankfully not sheep though!

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    1. The slippers of sex , are, i am sure , impregnated with oestrogen

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  4. Yes John …. why aren't you watching ' The Voice ' ?!!!!!!
    Are they Winnie bodily fluid stains that I see on Mrs. Hopkins slippers ? XXXX

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    1. Yes jac........hormones akimbo lie on those slippers

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    1. I think she wants to knit some. Has she got a bulldog tho..

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  6. The Slippers of Sex were one of my favourite bands. I believe they came from Chesterfield and were right up there with The Green Gilberts and The Skid Marks.

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    1. Copyright!!!!!!!!

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    2. Lololol! You win the Internet today!

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  7. I am wondering what Mrs.Hopkins would think....considering all the hard work put into making these?
    Is that all Chris has on?

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    1. Jimbo
      He has a dab of colone behind each ear

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  8. uh, the professor does not wear these to the bedchamber, I hope?

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  9. Have you mentioned to Winnie that is some degrading sex. She's better than slippers.

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    1. It's a pavlov dog kind of thing
      Once rubbed by a fanny
      The practice continues

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  10. That gave me a semi - not.

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    1. I bet it did too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXX

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    2. Would you like me to repeat that?

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    3. Two semis make a whole, if my memory serves me. Shame I haven't got a hole to go with it.

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    4. I'm not surprised.

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    5. Hahaha

      Jo in Auckland, NZ

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    6. i'm feeling a bit sick now, thank you

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  11. I hope Mrs Hopkins doesn't read this!

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    1. I hope not too......they are bloody comfortable slippers...i have a pair too.... But winnie leaves mine alone!

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  12. I think I could resist them (even when worn by you). If Winnie was a human she might be classified as having "issues" (in fact she'd probably be locked up).

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    1. " for lack of moral fibre"

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  13. It is a good thing the bulldog finds them attractive and not one of the two of you

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    1. I would find them attractive is Russell Crowe was wearing them

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    2. Careful you are a married man

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    3. He was on Jonathan Ross last night. What do you see in him?

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  14. They look like the sort of slippers my mother used to crochet (no sex involved).

    Love,
    Janie

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  15. I'd love to see a photo of you both modelling your slippers !!!! Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee !!!! XXXX

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  16. I had an Italian Greyhound who loved hubby wearing his work socks ( right texture?????). She would get extremely angry if he did not oblige !

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  17. Please ask Mrs H for the pattern and post it here. I want to make some, seriously!

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  18. And as I'm reading this Abby, the dainty golden pitbull, is 'washing' herself... repeatedly.... and sounding like like an overworked Hoover. It's a bit off-putting, despite the Professor's cute ankles.

    Winnie's slipper fetish, Abby's noisy wash fetish: It's two ho's in one!

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  19. If my Mr Him decided slippers like that were slippers of sex we would have to have a discussion.

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  20. They look very warm and cosy. Is there not something you can spray on them that Winnie detests and will leave well alone?

    As for sex, it's hard to imagine anything less arousing. Except maybe a pair of wellies.

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  21. What about the 55 (I am number fifty five visiting your post this morning)?
    visitors to your blog. We have all seen them.
    And in answer to Nick (above) being married to a working farmer I can assure him that in the right circumstaces (a haystack??) wellies can be quite arousing.

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  22. Perhaps it's the little red balls that get Winnie excited.

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  23. Seriously hope he hasn't got an elf hat to match the slippers!

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  24. I can understand how Winnie feels. Those slippers are a major turn-on.

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  25. That is the best name for slippers. I must go and name mine. It's a shame they will be more like "the slippers of I must get some sleep now."

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  26. Is that Mrs Brown displayin the slippers?

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  27. There would be nothing you could do or offer to make me wear those slippers of sex.

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  28. If you'd get me the pattern I'd knit you a matching pair.
    XO
    WWW

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