Tuesday, 24 March 2015

It's All A Load Of Old Cock

Tonight I helped out with the training of volunteers who have to deal with
sex and abusive call on the phone.
The experiential learning is always a little difficult as there is a lot of role play 
which features swearing and sexual phrases
At the end of a particularly sensitive session
the leader turned to me and whispered
It's all a bit ironic given the big cock on your chest!

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  1. Pardon my french, but isn't that a turkey-cock on your jumper?
    Oh oh oh Or are you just happy to see me? (I'll see myself out)

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  2. "Your chest"? You look rather slim there compared to other view I've seen.

    Perhaps you just look small next to a big cock.

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    1. Its an optical illusion
      Im still fat

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    2. Ah, so leaning forward makes what comes farther back seem small. I suppose I should have known that. I suggest you adopt that flattering stance henceforth and at all times (although people approaching you from behind may experience a distressing reverse illusion, I suppose. There is never a win-win, really...)

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  3. Lol! That made me choke on my morning cuppa John, so funny. Xxx

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  4. I really wanted to say - "nice cock John". Sorry . Xxx

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    1. I wish it had been said before

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  5. HEY HO! NICE COCK, JOHN! (tee hee)

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  6. Hand knitted ? You and husband got matching ones? (jumpers) :)

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  7. It wouldn't be the first time...

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  8. The perfect attire for that training session. That sadly needed training session.
    And you do indeed look very slim in that shot.

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  9. Fabulous look today.

    cheers, parsnip

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  10. At least he didn't call you an old buzzard lol.

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  11. Looking lean in that photo! …Everybody knows that is a turkey!

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  12. What a big cock you have there! Hahaha!

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  13. I would have been like "Wait, are we still role playing?"

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  14. How positively svelte you look my dear... amazing how slimming a big cock can be.

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  15. That's almost as bad as me wearing a t-shirt to the heart doctor that had a heart print out and said, For a minute you almost bored me to death. The nurses did not think it funny.

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  16. Are you flashing your tool or is that just the space between your thighs?

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  17. LOL! :D So glad I found this blog! (Even though late to the party as usual!)

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  18. So THAT'S the way we have to stand to look slimmer ..... I'll practice later ;-)

    Love the jumper!

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  19. I shall have to practice my ' lean' !
    Have you watched The Walking Dead yet John? I'm keen to hear your take on this week's episode.

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  20. If that is actually you modelling that sweater then it seems to me that you have slimmed off a lot John - does that mean that Scotch eggs have been eliminated from your diet?

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  21. Skinny legs ! It is def the way to get skinny legs - I have a similar photo of me... but without novelty jumper !

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  22. Very svelte! Looks like Bingley on your jumper... brill!

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  23. Wouldn't that jumper be better for the 'dealing with addictions' session? ;-)

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  25. I imagine that you were quite brilliant and extremely convincing when playing the role of a caller whose language included "swearing and sexual phrases".

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  27. That photo doesn't make me think of big cocks.

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  28. I, too, thought you looked rather svelte in that photo. Scotch eggs would fit rather nicely into a "low carb" diet, wouldn't they?

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  29. Ha! I think it's a turkey, technically, is it not? (Not that I'm suggesting that says anything about you. :) )

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  30. So slimming John! So you!

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  31. It's all been said....so I will just behave myself.

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  32. Impressive. And I LOVE the slim hips. Shows how good married life is. xx

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  33. cocker doodledoo !!

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    1. Shouldn't that be gobble, gobble, gobble?

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