Sunday, 7 December 2014

Normality

I'm feeling just a little middle aged
It's the product of being over tired
Tonight
Just as Darcy Bussell started crying on Strictly Come Dancing
Winnie started masturbating on Chris' foot
He went all a bit Miss Prim
And life suddenly went all a bit surreal...
I'm glad I didn't get the Christmas decs sorted
It would have felt all a bit wrong
I am off to bed......tomorrow will feel a whole lot 
More.......well.......
Normal after more than 2 hours sleep
Hey ho

26 comments:

  1. Still pondering your last words, yeah I know typo but it makes a whole pile of sense. Tomorrow will be felled, I hope normally. For me too.

    XO
    WWW

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  2. Say good night, John!

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    1. Goodnight, John. Goodnight Jimbo. (Cue theme from The Waltons)

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  3. smooches john; it will all be well in the morning.

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  4. Like get the fucking dog off my foot.x

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  5. You take care of evryone but yourself! Time for you to get a cood night's slep and let Winnie and Chris ...um...figure things out for themselves. LOL. At least Winnie didnt pee in the bed.

    lizzy at gone to the beach

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    1. typos, sorry. I was tired too...''everyone'

      ''good night's sleep"

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  6. Goodnight Winnie! ;)

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  7. Winnie needs to be spayed! it can't be that big of a deal to remove the ovaries!

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    1. You are right Galestorm, Winnie should be fixed. We could set up a fund for this, if money is the issue - Enough is enough - poor girl.

      What say you John?
      Hope tomorrow sees you feelin' better - Hugs.

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    2. Bulldogs are one of the breeds particularly sensitive to anesthesia, when choosing between inconvenience or (potentially) death I'd opt for a bit of inconvenience as well.

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  8. When you wake up tomorrow have a super sparkly day!!!

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  9. It's always better in the morning.

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  10. Sleep sweet and sweetly dream John.

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  11. Please lookafter yourself.You seem to always be the last on your list.
    Hope Monday has a bit more sparkle.

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  12. Have a better day after a good nights sleep..x

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  13. Spaying won't help - I have a bitch who was spayed at 6 months and she humps my husband's foot. Do what I do. Tell Chris to 'JUST MOVE YOUR SODDING LEG OUT OF THE WAY THEN!' It's not rocket surgery...

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  14. The older I get, the worse I feel when my sleep is compromised. Extreme sympathy here ... hope you catch up quickly.

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  15. You could do with a holiday. Our dog has a favourite toy which he always offers to visitors...it soon becomes evident that what he wants is for them to hold it, while he attempts to bonk with it...Poor frustrated Turbo!

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  16. Winnie needs some alone time.

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  17. I missed it. Why did Darcy Bussell cry?

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  18. Rest, sleep well.

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  19. Every time I see Darcey Busell now I will envisage that particular tableau featuring Winnie, :)
    Twiggy

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  20. I realise I have spelt her name completely wrong it's been a long day !

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