In laws


Off to see the in laws
down in Kent!
1. Dr Chris has already laid out enough outfits to keep the cast of Downton Abbey
in clothing for a month
2 Weather warnings have been posted for most of England
3. I have an awful predisposition for car sickness on long journeys !
And
At 5.30 am Meg had me up and bleaching the kitchen floor after
She downloaded a particularly unpleasant and heavy bout of the shits!
Now where's Winnie's all singing fanny cloth when you need it?

I am now worried about my mother-in-law's pristine cream carpets
and marks and Spencer's best duvet set
Hey ho

25 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:15 am

    Well you may be concerned about MiL's carpet. Btw, fine, sunny and 23 in Canberra, dark at 9pm.

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  2. Enjoy your visit.
    Lovely weather here too. 25deg perfect!

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  3. Hot and humid here - 32 C but thankfully rain forecast for tomorrow.
    SIL arrived with dog in tow on Christmas Day. It promptly wee-d and poo-ed just inside the front door on arrival !!
    Hey Ho as you would say !!

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  4. I thought for a moment you were talking about skid marks...x

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  5. Dog nappies..... try (or design) dog nappies.

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  6. Happy Holidays and enjoy Kent

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  7. Give us a wave when you're on the M2 (approx the junction with the notorious A249). Have a bloody good time, and please try not to show Dr Chris up.
    x

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  8. Your 'enthusiasm' is most evident. Perhaps you ought to follow the example of Harry H. (far left) in getting out of an awkwardly tight spot.

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  9. Kent? Is that a South African pronunciation? As the Cape Town actress said to the bishop, "Welcome to Kent"!

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  10. I am told that placing a sheet of brown paper against the skin of your stomach and under your jumper works for car-sickness in children. Placing some down your underpants might work for other things if Chris does any heavy braking as well.

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  11. Anonymous12:57 pm

    so Meg gave you a boxing day 'special' .... poor little girl. I get car sickness too John. Do you have any Gravol? It has the blessed effect on me of putting me too sleep...best remedy ever. Enjoy your visit.

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  12. Nothing to worry about, travel on!

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  13. Keeping a cool breeze on my face helps me....Have a wonderful visit!

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  14. May your travels be vomit free and may the snow get there after you are settled in. Cheers!

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  15. Maybe it was Meg not william licking Winnies ears. Maybe that is what was wrong with her?

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  16. I can only hope for you to have an event free trip!

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  17. Plastic, plenty of plastic cover everything !

    cheers, parsnip

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  18. You can stop off with us in Kidderminster if the snow sets in!

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  19. Even when you drive the car, John? I can get car sick when I am a passenger but not while I drive.
    Cream carpets/duvet sets....they're only things, John. enjoy your stay and be your lovely self!!

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  20. Cream carpets deserve everything they attract. I dare you to cover your seat in melted chocolate just before you arrive.

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  21. John, where are you? I need you.

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  22. Just up the road from you today and it's pissing down here in sandwich!

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  23. Hoy Shot 23 comments? We need a virtual wedding shower ! Who's with me?

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  24. That photo looks like a weekend trip with San Geraldo. So sorry about the shits!

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