Friday, 21 November 2014

Vagina Head


I'm in the middle of lots of jobs today
Week shop, coal run, vets for wormer, 
Home to unpack then off
To the dog groomers
I was daydreaming on the nipper bus to town this morning
When I noticed an odd looking girl getting on the bus
with an enormous woolly hat with the words
VAGINA emblazoned across the front of it
I was so taken aback I took a photo
Now where are my glasses?

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  1. That's Class with a K right there.

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  2. I can see someone with a hat marked 'A'.

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  3. Buy your wormers online - it's much cheaper. And for goodness sake get your eyes tested!! x

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  4. I think it was written "Canada"!

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    1. It could have been Vienna ? Or Virginia?

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    2. or ABBA! **winks at Anne Marie in Philly**

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  5. Have you seen that birthday cake for a kid called 'Clint'?

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  6. I assume that in her world it must be the feminine version of 'dickhead', but why she'd want to advertise is beyond me...

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  7. Are you sure it didn't say "REGINA"? That would be my first thought!

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  8. eeeeew! nothing to see here!

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  9. Even though I can't work out that pic, don't go thinking that you've now got licence to wear a cap with the word 'DICK' (or variation thereon) on it.

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  10. I was here. I don't know what to say about this. :-)

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  11. Mayhap the manufacturer just made a cunt of it?

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  12. What's a Nipper bus, John? Only Nipper I know is the dog off the HMV records.

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  13. You have a busy day ahead.....the hat.....it boggles the mind.

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  14. the lettering is too big to say that with an A that large. do you wear glasses.

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  15. I'm worried about your safety. Might I suggest an eye exam or perhaps a visit to your physician?

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    1. That's on her other hat,.

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  17. When the eyes struggle, you see what your mind projects...Winnie having fanny issues again?

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    1. I have a feeling it was a Virginia hat

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  18. I see the title vagina head and of course I have click on the post.

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  19. ohhhhh that hat goes with all the outfits the girls wear here with the word "juicy" emblazoned across their sweatpants bums. They also have the waistbands rolled down to almost there. Advertising ?

    cheers, parsnip

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  20. What bothers me is that she's got it on crooked, otherwise we'd be able to see the beginning of the word, which would help immensely in figuring out what the heck it is :)

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  21. A SANTA hat maybe?

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  22. Alison said it; I marvel at how often I read a word to say what I think, not what it actually is. On the other hand, why would you be thinking "vagina"?

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  23. The things you'll do to get visitors... And you should go to the doctor not the vet if you are needing wormed. What a confused fellow you are. Anyway, so that we could judge the accuracy of your eyesight for ourselves you should have shouted at her down the bus, "Would you mind turning round so that I can take a photograph of your Vagina?"

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  24. I have heard of dickheads and knobheads but never before a vagina head. By any chance, did the old lady keep rubbing her scalp all the way into Rhyl? .

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  25. You have vaginas on your mind.

    Love,
    Janie

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  26. Actually, a friend of mine is a dentist and he had a patient named Vagina....he said it was a not very bright family and the mother probably heard it in the delivery room and thought it a lovely name.....

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  27. PS I no longer can see the videos you post..is it because I am in the US?

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  28. I think it says the opposite... 'Viagra'.

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  29. A conversation starter, or stopper.

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  30. I've just spotted the 'A'. Now I can look for the rest of it.

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  31. This word misreading, if that is what it is, and in a wishful, wistful way, may be down to age... I just opened a link that I was sure said Santander Online Bonking... but I eventually arrived at my recent transactions statement as usual. I thought they might have added a new perk to the Premier Account.

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  32. Viagra we used to give them away to promote it

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  33. You men can never read 'em right!

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