Monday, 7 July 2014

Pussy Pad

 My cousin has recently opened up a cattery
I dropped her off a flower show schedule today and had a look at her very impressive " pussy pad"
It has all mod cons
And looks very impressive indeed!
When I got back to Trelawnyd I recommended it to a neighbour who has a cat he may like to board
He was somewhat intrigued when I offered to show him a photo of" my cousin's neat little pussy pad"

It's been a funny old day
I could do with a large martini

31 comments:

  1. How do you like your martinis, John?
    Nice 'pad'!!

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  2. When we would all get dressed up and put on perfume before we went to the officers' club for dinner, my dad always said, It smells like a French cat house in here.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Yes, I don't think your Dad meant cattery, somehow ;-)

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    2. Oh, yes. He was the officer. He didn't mean cattery. I knew even as a child that he meant a brothel.

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    3. I feel stupid. You meant, Did my dad go to the cat house? The answer is: Not that I know of. I thought you were asking if he went to dinner with us, which he most definitely did.

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  3. Vodka...gin.......cold..........large glass........one olive

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  4. OOoooooo , you are awful, but I like you !! All we need now is Mrs, Slocombe !!! XXXX

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    1. And her double ententres

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    2. I loved Mrs. Slocomb and her very colorful hair.

      cheers, parsnip

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  5. You have seen a few pussy pads in your life thomas.......

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  6. Heck, thought you had been 'converted' for a mo with the title! He He :-)
    Well, am the proud owner of 3 hens! They or one of them, laid a blue egg at 7.25pm tonight.........think they might like it here.
    Mind you, they frightened the sh*t out of Lucy cat when they spied her!

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    1. Never... No pussy for me anyday
      Congratulations on the hens x

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  7. All those residents wailing at once will frighten the badgers.

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  8. I am out of gin, but I have a great bottle of vodka, pop on over!

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  9. Pussy Pad? I thought that was a new kind of winged and leakproof insert for female nether regions. I could have sworn I'd seen them advertised on Channel 4 with a voice-over by Germaine Greer.

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  10. You Sir, are a comedic gem.

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  11. I'll Cry Tomorrow......

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  12. Mwaah, I love your cousin ! In 2006 I had ten cats in residence in our SA home. I had a special cat house built onto Grant's four garages. (his eyes bulged when he arrived home from West Africa two months later!) It was luxury personified for the kitties who all ate and slept there (on sofas and special high walkways around the walls) until the last one died in June last year. I was known as the only person in town with a "cathouse" xx

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  13. You have a way with words. (I like my martinis with just a dash of tonic and lots of ice.)

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  14. Sad really, I've never had a a proper Martini, I'm sure I'd like the olive though.

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  15. I have visions of you in a martini glass, in boxers. Like Dita von Teese. Only scruffier;-)

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  16. How many more will be directed to the blog when googling pussy pad? The mind boggles :D

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  17. Oh wow! If I get tired of raising show chickens, I can repurpose my new poultry building.

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  18. You have the best post titles.
    It looks really nice.
    I like Jim's recipe, but hold the gin.

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  19. Gin gives me a headache, so if it's a martini you're making, mine needs to be vodka, please. I'm also not a big fan of green olives, so a vodka martini with a twist would be nice.

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