Bliss

I was invited to the post Prestatyn Flower Show "do" this evening
It is a time their committee gets together , drink  too much and has a takeaway
It sounds like great fun.........especially as most of the characters I have met ARE great fun
However.....
I couldn't go... Animals to look after... Which was a shame
So as they all got stuck into a nice Pinot
I watched the shit Star Wars- Attack of the clones on tv
And had my feet licked by a fat bulldog
The feet licking ............was............bliss btw
Reflexology on the cheap

Look closely .its Winnie in full  lick

25 comments:

  1. You should give a talk at the Prestatyn Mosque.

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  2. Anonymous11:01 pm

    A foot licking from a dog is a really good alternative to a pinot, or not.

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  3. Anonymous11:49 pm

    Have you seen Orange is the New Black, by chance? Second season? Just wondering . . .

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    1. Not yet susie.. I have read some excellent reviews so I think I shall seek it out

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  4. Yes, it's one of the downsides to having pets. But there are so many upsides! Although I've never experienced that particular one. And am probably too ticklish to stay still in any case.

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  5. Quit dunking your feet in tuna, you cheater you.

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  7. Ooooo - I do hope Ms Winnie does not end up with Tinea Tongue !!!

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  8. It's very dark in your cottage!

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  9. Hello John. I discovered your blog through the Just Cats blog. I enjoyed my visit and I look forward to reading more of your posts in the future.

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    1. Hello Vanessa.......do come again........it's all rubbish but you are kind to say you enjoyed it

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  10. Dog licking one's feet is so nice, dare we admit it, it sounds so wrong! But it's not really, is it? ;-)

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    1. I a proud to say I like my feet licked

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  11. Almost worth getting a bulldog for -

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  12. My cat will lick my feet sometimes but, usually it's my hands. With her rough tongue on my feet, it tickles too much!
    With getting up early to let the hens out of the coop into their run, until I get up properly, I'm going to bed so early for me and last night I had a bottle of pear cider (568ml =1pint), chilled and so was I soon after. So put the fan on and Lucy cat and I were sprawled on the bed at 9.30pm!

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  13. Cat licks are dry. I couldn't tolerate a bulldog lick!

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    1. It's like being caressed with a wet weetabix

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  14. When my sister and I visited 'The Kelpies' the other week, we got talking to a lovely couple from Yorkshire who had their 4 Husky dogs with them (in a campervan touring Scotland!). The dogs were very friendly and two of them came right up to me and started licking my feet where I have a couple of eczema spots. I thought it was spooky how they honed into my feet like that, like they knew how to soothe my skin (I couldn't wait to get home though and wash them -my feet - hope you washed yours before bedtime!).

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  15. If only you had had your own bottle of Pinot, your evening would have been a bliss fest :-)

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  16. I was once amazed to see many people in a mall forking out good money to let a few little fish nibble randomly and most incompletely at their feet - there was even a queue - so I think there may be an untapped market for big bulldog licking. That dog could make you a lot of money. Maybe a stand at the Flower Show could be a trial run to test the market.

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  17. You're so lucky to be able to take it, J.G. I'd be far too ticklish, losing control of my bodily 'functions' which is, emphatically, and as you can imagine, NOT a pretty sight! (Now, having implanted that vision in your mind, I'll move on.......)

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