Saturday, 7 June 2014

Shit

I am sat on the loo typing this
I am working at the hospital all day today
And already the shit has hit the fan
( Winnie has pebbledashed the inside of her overnight crate with very loose shit!)
I think the day doesn't bode too well
Hey ho

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  1. Are you next going to blog when you're in the middle of some rumpy-pumpy?

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    1. Exactly, A.M. I was going to come back here and add that very thought.

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  2. the start of the day sounds great can not wait to see how it ends my started at 3am dog walking up and down in and out trying to poo the joy of a dogs life

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  3. Flippin' 'eck John, talk about keeping your blog news current!

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  4. A normal day then?

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  5. Things can only get better!

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  6. Everyday happenings in Trelawnyd!
    What's she been eating, duck poo?
    Let's hope the all-dayer goes smoothly and quickly....yeah right, in the fiction world!

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  7. I thought you were referring to your own sh1t at first!

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  8. Oh dear!

    Darwin threw up two big piles of sheep shit while I was eating my tea last night, put me right off :-/

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  9. Poor Winnie and poor John....hopefully it was a 'one of'.

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  10. It could have been so much worse... I thought the dogs shared your bed.
    At least you've got previous in the shit clearing department.

    Have a nice day!

    LLX

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  11. Chin up - can't get much worse than bulldog shit surely.

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  12. Do hope your hospital shift is better!

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  13. AH! The imagery! Thanks!

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  14. Waiting to hear what your 'welcome home from a hard day's work' present is...

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  15. So now you're not even bothering to dress-up your posts about dog-shit. What you see is what you get, with no poetic licence to get in the way of the view. That saves us all a bit of time - maybe just post a picture of the offending turd, so we don't have the bother of reading about it?

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  16. Poor Winnie....we all get the BUG sometimes ....it will pass. Be kind to the little girl :)

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  17. On the bright side though, it can only get better from here. Right??

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  18. Hmmmm.....my spouse reads on the toilet....I'm going to keep the iPad away from him and hope he doesn't get any ideas!

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  19. Sorry, usually if a day starts out badly, it only goes downhill from there.
    :(

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  20. I occasionally hid in the bio-med department, no one could find me if I didn't answer my phone.

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  21. Next time you are on the lavatory or hiding in the bio-med department or just sitting around reading at the nurses station I recommend you watch Catherine Tate on my blog and 'av a good laugh John. Then you will feel refreshed and happy for the rest of the day, just like when you have been to the lavatory in the morning.xx

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  22. It only gets worse if you step in it barefoot. Ask me how I know that...

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  23. This is a short post, but I think you managed to work shit into every sentence. Gives a rather complete picture of how your day is headed. Tomorrow can only be better.

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  24. There is a truly awful advert which managed to get even my attention. Something to do with a heavy bag aka your bowels. Don't ask. No idea what the advert was for. Most likely a laxative. Anyway the load lightened.

    I know the feeling. Gosh, the relief. May your movements keep coming. We all enough on our plates as it is.

    U

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  25. And here i was wondering what animal has left me another large pile of vomit by the shepherd's hook that holds the birdfeeder. It's clearly vomit, and very next to the large pile left last week that's still breaking down.

    I'm guessing coyote or wolf. The cats have NOT gone near it, and it doesn't bear the least resemblance to scat.

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  26. Bookmarking this to help with my diet.

    Hope your day improves!

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  27. :-(
    Hope your Sunday is a restful one, John. ♥

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  28. Buddy had puked in his crate first thing this morning, but not so bad a shit I suppose. I am so happy it is not Winter, as much easier to take the tray out and hose it down. xx

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  29. Now do I understand you to already be at work - and is Chris in a panic because he has to clean things up? From Winnie, I mean. Oh dear.

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