There's quite a few deodorant jokes on the web, John. I'll leave other followers to tell them if you don't. Can you still get Brut and Old Spice deodorant?
When were young: Every lad thought it was great to spray that instead of having a bath or a shower. And all lasses used to cover themselves in Petunia oil. I'm still chuckling over you breaking wind in Aldi. Dave Cameron shops in Waitrose. Apparently you get a better conversation according to last nights news.
I took a mouthful of fabric softener once when I sat my coffee cup down beside the cap full...thankfully didn't swallow it...it tasted terrible if you want to know.
Reminds me of the morning Mr. Welcome Words got drifty and confused the destinations of his antiperspirant, jock itch medicine, and athlete's foot medicine. Exciting times.
God she was tedious on The Graham Norton Show! Why does he book American bores? Remarkably polite and restrained of Russell, Richard and Kylie I thought. I am assuming I am correct and your picture is of Cameran Diaz. If not I apologise! profusely!!
Sweaty hair perhaps?
ReplyDeleteDo it the other way and you get sticky armpits - I speak from experience!
ReplyDeleteMe too! Although I never wear the stuff these days.
DeleteAt least it wasn't anything else she put in her hair like cameron.
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Yeah, he's going to lose two more followers because of poor taste. ;-)
DeleteThey won't be the last
DeleteI got anti-perspirant on my toothbrush once by accident when the lid fell off in my sponge bag. Makes for a very dry mouth!
ReplyDeleteSome silly boys in the village used to spray their arms with anti perspirant & light it with a match !
ReplyDeleteyou made my day just looking at the photo chuckle chuckle
ReplyDeleteI just know that this throwaway post will get more comments than any of my serious posts!
ReplyDeleteWhat serious posts?
DeleteMaybe Earl meant "series of posts".
DeleteI know the feeling.
DeleteEveryone's a comic!
DeleteExcept you.
DeleteThere's quite a few deodorant jokes on the web, John. I'll leave other followers to tell them if you don't. Can you still get Brut and Old Spice deodorant?
ReplyDeleteWhen were young: Every lad thought it was great to spray that instead of having a bath or a shower. And all lasses used to cover themselves in Petunia oil. I'm still chuckling over you breaking wind in Aldi. Dave Cameron shops in Waitrose. Apparently you get a better conversation according to last nights news.
I would never fart in marks and Spencer
DeleteI couldn't stand the shame
I've cleaned my teeth with shaving cream, not something I want to repeat!
ReplyDeleteShaving foam under the armpits is a rather unpleasant shock too.
ReplyDeleteOh dear penny and john... I've started something
DeleteIt could have been worse, a friend of mine once used roach spray....
ReplyDeleteThe very best and cheapest antiperspirant is idleness.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that old wise one
DeleteBeen there, done that.
ReplyDeleteOne of the most hilarious movie scenes of all time.
ReplyDeleteA quiet day can be a peaceful experience (circular logic for so early in the day.)
ReplyDeleteI've sprayed fly spray instead of mosquito repellent on me.I spent the day smelling like Jeff Goldblum.
ReplyDeleteJane x
I took a mouthful of fabric softener once when I sat my coffee cup down beside the cap full...thankfully didn't swallow it...it tasted terrible if you want to know.
ReplyDeleteThere's a distinct lacquer news in Trelawnyd.
ReplyDeleteBoom boom.
DeleteJane x
Has anyone made the bad hair-day joke yet? I can't be arsed to look.
DeleteOk ok YP WINS WITH THE BEST WITTY RETORT
Delete(Echoing some of the above, particularly Penelope B.) This reminds me of the time my Dad used Brylcreem for toothpaste - and didn't notice.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the morning Mr. Welcome Words got drifty and confused the destinations of his antiperspirant, jock itch medicine, and athlete's foot medicine. Exciting times.
ReplyDeleteIs this famous person by stealth?
ReplyDeleteTeabag instead of tampon. (They both have those strings.)
ReplyDeleteOh dear...pass the bucket
DeleteHave heard of an elderly lady in my childhood community brushing her teeth with her hemorrhoid cream.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to update my image, so thanks for that photograph - it is another possible change of hairstyle.
ReplyDeleteGod she was tedious on The Graham Norton Show! Why does he book American bores? Remarkably polite and restrained of Russell, Richard and Kylie I thought. I am assuming I am correct and your
ReplyDeletepicture is of Cameran Diaz. If not I apologise! profusely!!
I saw this and thought of you! http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-you-didnt-know-about-the-walking-dead
ReplyDeleteLeast she didn't use Mary's hair gel ~
ReplyDeletegreat movie !