"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Sweaty hair perhaps?
Do it the other way and you get sticky armpits - I speak from experience!
Me too! Although I never wear the stuff these days.
At least it wasn't anything else she put in her hair like cameron.X x
Yeah, he's going to lose two more followers because of poor taste. ;-)
They won't be the last
I got anti-perspirant on my toothbrush once by accident when the lid fell off in my sponge bag. Makes for a very dry mouth!
Some silly boys in the village used to spray their arms with anti perspirant & light it with a match !
you made my day just looking at the photo chuckle chuckle
I just know that this throwaway post will get more comments than any of my serious posts!
What serious posts?
Maybe Earl meant "series of posts".
I know the feeling.
Everyone's a comic!
There's quite a few deodorant jokes on the web, John. I'll leave other followers to tell them if you don't. Can you still get Brut and Old Spice deodorant? When were young: Every lad thought it was great to spray that instead of having a bath or a shower. And all lasses used to cover themselves in Petunia oil. I'm still chuckling over you breaking wind in Aldi. Dave Cameron shops in Waitrose. Apparently you get a better conversation according to last nights news.
I would never fart in marks and SpencerI couldn't stand the shame
I've cleaned my teeth with shaving cream, not something I want to repeat!
Shaving foam under the armpits is a rather unpleasant shock too.
Oh dear penny and john... I've started something
It could have been worse, a friend of mine once used roach spray....
The very best and cheapest antiperspirant is idleness.
Thanks for that old wise one
Been there, done that.
One of the most hilarious movie scenes of all time.
A quiet day can be a peaceful experience (circular logic for so early in the day.)
I've sprayed fly spray instead of mosquito repellent on me.I spent the day smelling like Jeff Goldblum.Jane x
I took a mouthful of fabric softener once when I sat my coffee cup down beside the cap full...thankfully didn't swallow it...it tasted terrible if you want to know.
There's a distinct lacquer news in Trelawnyd.
Boom boom.Jane x
Has anyone made the bad hair-day joke yet? I can't be arsed to look.
Ok ok YP WINS WITH THE BEST WITTY RETORT
(Echoing some of the above, particularly Penelope B.) This reminds me of the time my Dad used Brylcreem for toothpaste - and didn't notice.
Reminds me of the morning Mr. Welcome Words got drifty and confused the destinations of his antiperspirant, jock itch medicine, and athlete's foot medicine. Exciting times.
Is this famous person by stealth?
Teabag instead of tampon. (They both have those strings.)
Oh dear...pass the bucket
Have heard of an elderly lady in my childhood community brushing her teeth with her hemorrhoid cream.
I am trying to update my image, so thanks for that photograph - it is another possible change of hairstyle.
God she was tedious on The Graham Norton Show! Why does he book American bores? Remarkably polite and restrained of Russell, Richard and Kylie I thought. I am assuming I am correct and your picture is of Cameran Diaz. If not I apologise! profusely!!
I saw this and thought of you! http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-you-didnt-know-about-the-walking-dead
Least she didn't use Mary's hair gel ~ great movie !
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