I don't know if you all have noticed, but it shall never ever complain
About the dirt, shit,cold,wet,occasionally painful, expensive
Vet visiting,emotional heart string plucking nature of animal care
It goes with the territory and the choice of living in a place where the
Kitchen floor is constantly in need of being mopped
a mouth or beak is always in need of being filled,
and a shitty Klingon always needs to be cut off a shitty arsehole
There is one job that I absolutely detest with a vengeance
And that is
Cleaning shit and mud covered eggs.
I HATE THE JOB!
I hate it more than anything else in the world
Chickens roll their eggs with their feet, so wet winters mean
Dirty bleeding eggs!
Tonight I am doing a twilight overtime shift at work 10pm until 6 am
So before I go, I will complete all of those little needy jobs at home
And that includes sorting the eggs out!
Has anyone got an easier way of cleaning the little bastards?
Please let me know