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The Walking Dead returned for it's series 4 last night in the US . Unfortunately I will have to wait until Friday before I can see hear Carol playfully call Daryl " Pookie"....how sad am I?
Anyhow
The subject of today's post, Children is public nudity and not Zombie apocalypses
Well it's not about frontal nudity....... God forbid........... but it's about losing one's trousers when holding four dogs on leads and two large plastic bags of dog crap .down the beach kind of  nudity.
I should be happy
It's all about losing over 16 lbs
And not investing in a belt.
Elasticated waists were so much easier.
And more practical


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  1. so then this is a good thing, right?

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  2. My special decorating trews have a habit of falling down when I am up a ladder. Normally I go commando but when I am decorating I always remember to wear my tiger print thong. Ask Chris if he will buy you some braces for Christmas and well done for losing sixteen pounds. A great effort sir!

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    1. A tiger print thong?
      Oh dear.... Your gay street cred has suddenly evaporated

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  3. LOL :) ~ but 2 x LARGE plastic bags of dog poo?? ~ you couldn't collect shells?

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  4. Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream?

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  5. You were doing well until you mentioned elasticated waists...no, no, no. Please buy a belt

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    1. Ok.....I will maintain your high standards nota

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  6. Ok I DVR'd last night's episode so as soon as I saw Walking Dead in your post I didn't read any further for fear that there would be spoilers LOL.

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    1. Thank The Lord............you'd need a telephoto lens

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  8. Anonymous1:02 pm

    I havae no clue as to what Walking Dead might be but I think you need some braces for your trousers. Well done on the weight loss, that is imoressive.

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    1. Come here more often toffee and you will be well versed in the walking dead and things such as scotch eggs!

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  9. I do like elastic waists, myself. They may look sloppy, but they cover you up. I managed to gain a pound, that isn't as easy as it sounds either. Great that you are losing!

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  10. Was any one else on the beach?

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    1. A middle aged couple in a ford orion

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  11. Oh the perils of losing weight! What about braces that clip onto the waistband?

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  12. Can I suggest wearing a smock dress, assuming your shoulders are square enough to support the straps without slipping. The Grayson Perry look is quite a la mode at the moment.

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  13. Could have been worse.
    Not sure how though.

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  14. Anonymous2:08 pm

    One hand for the leash, one for the waistband and one for...oh wait...

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  15. With success comes embarrassment ...... I think that you should bask in the glory of weightloss John ! XXXX

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  16. As the kids here do with the sagging fad, wear a longer shirt. Since, we canceled cable we now stream, TWD and Sons of Anarchy. But, we can watch them a day later than actual air date. Much, much cheaper too.

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  17. At least you didn't have your queen-sized panty hose slither down to your ankles while you were in public. Been there.

    Nancy in Iowa

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    1. Panty hose slither?
      Do explain!

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    2. Before I retired I used to dress "properly", wearing panty hose every day to work. Queen size. One day after work I was shopping, could feel the wasteband slip, then it all went to hell. Every step brought them inching down lower, but I couldn't stand there. I tried clutching the, uh, pants part thru my skirt, but by the time I made it to the ladies' room the legs gave up and dropped! Needless to say I haven't worn any in my gracious retirement!

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  18. Bit of knicker elastic and thread through your waistbands-should keep you going for a bit longer.

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  19. Maybe you could invest in a pair of those bib-type overalls.... you're a farmer, you could pull that off in style ;-)

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  20. It was good - that's all I'm gonna say. (But probably not as good as you in your knickers. Just saying...)

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  21. Careful, John -- you'll catch your death! So, Walking Dead is good, is it?

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  22. Wow, I am super impressed with your weight loss. And the pants falling down? Made me lol!

    We've been watching The Walking Dead on Netflix (we don't have cable) so my husband and I are just now getting to see the last season. The governor is CRAZY, and Daryl is hotter than ever!

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  23. Off subject. I'm putting 50p on Ruby to win 'Bake Off'. And with my winnings I shall buy her a comb!

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    1. Buy her a joke book.....perhaps that will put a smile on her chops

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  24. Elasticated waists are the way to go. You can get some super-dooper slack styles in those Coopers of Stortford type of catalogues. The way you're going, you'll be modelling for them soon.....x

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  25. I was in a restaurant with my 93 year old Mom a few months ago - I became aware of an elderly gentleman just behind me saying 'my pants fell down'. I turned and sure enough, he was struggling with pants that were down around his knees. I thought my Mom would be shocked or offended and was surprised to see her somewhat titillated smile!

    While I'm sure you now have a belt or at least a safety pin holding up those baggy pants, if it happens again, I think you should proudly 'own' the moment - hold those pants away from your shrinking belly and do a happy dance! (So far, I've lost 40 pounds on WW - loved the baggy pants)

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    1. I did spread my legs when they shimmied down.....so they only fell to my knees x

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  26. You could wear a robe or an oversize caftan?
    My hubby has had this happen waaay too often; he hasn't lost weight--he is built like a bowling pin..

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    1. Caftan?
      I would look like The Hindenburg

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  27. Maybe you should safety pin your trousers to your vest. OMG you certainly know how to keep us laughing.

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    1. I would be better off have a label pinned to my lapel with my name and address stamped on it

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    2. Don't do that, Chris may pack you a suitcase and evacuate you to some other unsuspecting village

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  28. Congrats on the weight loss. I am sure you will keep up the effort.

    You can find fun in anything.

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  29. CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING. I wish I worked in Hollywood because we would be filming your ass, literally.
    Congrats on weight loss. Now go get a belt love.

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  30. If my ass got a role next to Russell Crowe FILM AWAY

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  31. As usual everyone has said all the good comments. It's difficult being down here at the untrousered bottom of the world.
    So all I'll say is that the first person I thought of when I read that TWD was returning was... you John!

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    1. Aw Katherine.thats sweet..... Better later than never my friend x

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  32. Who needs a belt if you have a piece of twine/rope/yarn/etc?

    A laugh a minute here today, thanks to you and the commenters. And congratulations on the weight loss. We've just had Thanksgiving and between the cooking/cleaning and the pie-eating, my weight gain/loss has been a wash.

    Sorry for all the slashes (/)

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  33. The Hurricane went to a conference in Germany recently. She likes to wear loose, comfortable pants while traveling. She received a lovely pat-down in security and nearly lost her trousers.

    Love,
    Janie

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  34. I thought from the title you found the opening episode of this season's TWD so frightening, well, never mind.

    Congrats on your weight loss!

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