It's time to go back to weightwatchers
I slipped out of my crocs when checking on the pond this morning
And rolled down the incline like a baby hippo with shorts on.
There is nothing more sobering to a fat person than rolling about in the dirt
A few years ago I lost over three stone ( 51 lbs) at weight watchers.
And it's time to return
I need the discipline of a weekly weigh in .
Come the zombie apocalypse
Fat people get caught and eaten first!
So I have just got my weekly Weight Watchers pass
And I will be going to the local " meeting" on Friday morning.
Now....where are my lightest pants?