I love little moments of surrealism
Tonight was a case in point
We were doing " sex calls" during Samaritan training
And one trainer, who is a serious sounding and very elderly lady
Lent forward in her chair and said very very slowly
" Sometimes all the caller wants to hear .......is the word .....WANK!"
I looked at my fellow trainee with eyes like a bush baby
And we didn't stop laughing until we had to break for tea