I Told You I Don't DO Mornings!


Night Shift and arsehole chemical burns
Don't mix
I went to bed early and have enjoyed a good eight hours sleep.
I am not, however, doing anything until I have had my first cup of coffee
( thanks to sean  for the walking dead app)
Will blog again if and when anything 'living' happens

21 comments:

  1. ... i used to have a friend who looked like that in the morning. Once you gave him coffee he came back to life. Miracle cure...

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  2. Anything. You. Say. Drink the coffee...now.

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  3. Back in the days when I was employed, rather than self-employed, I would have loved to be made up like that, walk into the boss's office and say, I think I need some paid holidays... and a pay rise.

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    1. Perhaps I should change my nurses ID

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  4. Two very large cups of coffee and a pipe of tobacco is what wakes me up every morning. This daily practice was recommended to me by my grandmother who lived until she died at the age 95!

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  5. So where are the zombie pics then?
    Jane x

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  6. I imagine these were taken when you were younger!

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  7. You do look a little off colour in those pictures. assume no one's asked to look at your ring?

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  8. I look like this EVERY monday morning!

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  9. Have you visited the dentist lately John? O perhaps it is not you after all. x

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  10. You look to be in fine fettle Sir !
    ~Jo

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  11. Hello John! Found your blog via Vera at Labartere.

    My daughter-in-law zombified me on her mobile app, which I thought wasn't a very nice thing to do to a Granny at all. Worst thing of all, the Granddaughter recognised me!

    Lovely blog, ADORABLE dogs, hope your face irons out soon.

    Denise at Much Malarkey Manor

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  12. Ha Ha I bet Russell Crowe looks just the same !

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  13. Anonymous4:44 pm

    That first one looks like I feel first thing in the A of M...don't TALK to me until I've had my coffee/breakfast.

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  14. OMG I am a secret lurker and had to comment as I have say here wetting myself with laughter.

    Bitch, double bitch, treble bitch.

    Slayed me.

    LOVE IT! :)

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