"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Well, now while treating them, you can compare pains.
Maybe you should dilute it a tad when you use! I grew up on a tobacco farm. When I would go out on a date after working all day I would wash my hands in straight Clorox to remove the gum and stains! Is bleach in Wales stronger?
I think Galestorm may have hit the nail on the head in a roundabout way....hands are tougher as they are out in the elements more...If you would only go bare-arsed as you go about your daily business it would soon toughen up! LOLOLOL...giggling to myself at the mental picture ;o)
Time to go green my bare assed friend. Spraying that toilet with some vinegar will kill germs too and although you may smell like a fine vinagrette after using the thrown, your back side wil remain soft as ever.
John, maybe if you got some lovely boots like those in the picture it would sting less!!!!Nancy, Amazed in Iowa
That's why I use the blue stuff.
That's a pain in the ass...
At least you can treat the burn yourself. Imagine having to turn up at Accident & Emergency and explain..
Not again John...there should be something you can leave on the toilet to remind you.....like a band aid.
oh er painful. I only use bleach on the inside of the toilet so no burnt bums in this house !
Think you are fibbing....Show proof !~Jo
Bleach or the side effect of too many macaroons?Jane x
Show pics. Hey, at 70 yoa I need to get what I can out of my life.!!!!!! Dianne
ROFL. Sorry for your affliction. HAHAHA. You are not getting much sympathy judging by the comments.
Oh, John, you never disappoint. You do have my sympathy (but I can't stop laughing).
You'd pay a fortune for that in a salon.TWO chemical peels? By now your bottom must be as smooth as a baby's....er....bottom....
My ass hurts just hearing about it. I can definitely feel your pain. I extend my deepest sympathies to your burned bottom......
Ring sting is a terrible thing John. Vaseline is the answer to most things in my opinion....
well, there goes your option of wearing a sling thong on the beach now when walking the pups...and they let you take care of them because they know you go above and beyond to chemically sterilize ALL things...LOL
What a bummer. I think you've reached the bottom in this posting and in loo of nothing else to say, I finish my comment with the end.....
tears in my eyes....
So, if you were inclined to show your arse in public, you'd sport a ring around the moon.
I must say I'm rather glad there's no photo of this...
Burnt they may be but high,tight and pert like your man in the pic?
Picture or it didn't happen! Ouch! Sorry darling man, but that gave me such a fit of the giggles. Hope it's not too bad. *hands you germolene*
Better your butt then mine!
Where do you buy your bleach? Iran?
Javex....makes you look like that picture?
Chris must be shaking his head and deeply sighing....and secretly happy it wasn't his bum!
I feel for you, John. It's one of the reasons I never ever bleach the loo when the Angel or any of his friends are around. Even if you do ask them whether they need the loo before leaving it alone for 30 minutes you can bet their bottom bear brain one of them will forget. Having third party insurance is not the point. I do care about their appendages and behinds.Pissing from a great height,U
That should have been 'beer brain'.Bullish,U
Go Maghreb; hover!
he he. That forgetfulness comes with age dear John. Anddddd, sorry to say, it gets worse each year. xx-c
The new season of the walking dead starts on 2/10 here. you can go to deadyourself.com and download an app to make a pic of yourself into the walking dead.
LOLOL What a hoot! Sorry shouldn't laugh. ROFL.
Not quite how the porn stars do it eh?
Perhaps invest in a laminated sign that says 'Beware Bleach!' and put it on the toilet lid after you've cleaned it. This post is a bit like other people's cramp. We know it hurts but it's still hilarious.
You either need to start cleaning your toilet more regularly so you don't need to use industrial strength chemicals or get something a bit more gentle or hey, rinse it off after wiping, it does not have to sit there in order to be effective, wipe on, clean out the sink, wipe off. Save your poor arse some pain. I also wanted to tell you that due to your post about the wonders of Scotch Eggs, I googled a recipe and made some for myself yesterday morning. I admit they are good and granted they are not something you find here in Southeastern Wisconsin at a resturant, but after attempt number one I had to harass you that really, 4 or 5 blog posts dedicated to them seems a bit extreme. ;) I will attempt to make them again this time cooking them slower at a lower temp. I followed the recipe that said use hot oil and they ended up way too dark. Plus I need to get the evenness of the sausage mix around the egg done better. Put some cream on your arse and quit using those chemicals, or even better quit messing up the seat so badly. ;) Love ya and your blog.
ShinnyWelcomeI am glad you have been converted by my verbose writings on the humble scotch eggThey are bloody lovelyMy arse is less 'tense' todayI take on board your advice x
Now that's a good looking butt!!! Looks like Patrick Swayze in rubber boots. (If I squint really hard) :)
I avoid this by leaving the bleach bottle on the loo seat, which reminds me to flush before using it next time!
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