There is an egg eater amongst my hen population,
The broody hens are causing congestion in the broody boxes which isn't helping but
I think I know who the culprit is...
She is one of the crackhead whores.
Yesterday I tried an old trick to teach her a bit of a lesson.
I blew an egg, scrambled it slightly, and mixed a load of chilli powder into the mix before returning the mixture back into the shell. I then placed the egg back into the targeted coup and promptly forgot about it!
Today, as I was strimming the hawthorn hedge, I let one of the village children collect the eggs for me. She took a dozen home and I sold the remainder to the pretty nurse with bright ginger hair (I don't know her name)
I have only just realised that the doctored egg had been placed in the one of the sold boxes!
Now how do I explain that one?