Friday, 17 February 2012

A Slut In The Living Room

Mabel is in season
Now.....having been through the constant "come hither...goo goo eyes" that Constance exhibited when she was ready for a good seeing to.... we are sort of prepared for the rather nauseating shenanigans female bulldogs get up to as they approach " that time of the year".... mind you.... having said this...Mabel's behaviour towards a somewhat surprised William and an even more horrified George is presently bordering on a porno slut from Hell rather than the more demure eyelash flickering employed by her predecessor.
Presently she has been banished to her sofa in the kitchen after all her Mae West-ish attempts at seduction have failed to achieve the required sexual pleasure........I had to move quickly as Chris was being driven to distraction by constant glimpses of Bulldog fanny being waved around the living room with such gay abandon
Never a dull moment

30 comments:

  1. It's true what they say about dogs and owners growing alike, then.

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  2. to spay or not to spay!

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  3. ... a question Chris asks himself daily.

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  4. a porno slut from Hell

    sounds like my husbands dream girl!

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  5. Been there, done that...oh, wait, nevermind...

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  6. It's probably wrong that I'm turned on right now, huh?
    m.

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  7. Mark
    that is wrong on oh too many levels

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  8. Haha. Poor Mabel indeed.

    Have a great weekend!

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  9. "ready for a good seeing to" This tickled me. Poor Mabel.

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  10. poor Mabel...
    Our cat Katinka is on the pill; saves her from behaving like a complete tart.

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  11. OH my...I'm getting a visual here....poor George and the other dogs!

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  12. This description, and her face and body language, definitely convey Mae West, plus a dash of "Rub my belly."

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  13. Oh yes. We had a cat who was known in the household as 'tarty bum' from when she came into season for the first and only time.
    She leapt in front of anything that moved, presented her best side, and did a voluptuous wiggle. At three months old. A v quick trip to the vet. Who didn't believe us, until we returned with a pregnant cat three weeks later.

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  14. SPAY, SPAY, SPAY!!!

    If you do not plan to breed her, why put her through it?

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  15. Get her seen to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Dogs are definitely dogs. This is exactly why farmers are SO at the top of the chain as far as sexual knowledge goes. Us city people lag FAR behind. "Sex in the City" CANNOT compare with "Happenings on the Farm" or with "Dogs in Heat."

    :-)
    Lana

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  17. Ye gads, this is going to sound boring..SPAY!!!
    Jane x

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  18. "Gay abandon"? I think you need to doublecheck that with Mabel before sending her for a wild weekend in that den of iniquity known as the Frank Lowe Kennels, located in... Rhyl, of course!

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  19. SHe is the cutest slut ever!

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  20. Please can someone pinch me: I cannot believe I am speaking up for a bulldog. I don't even like bulldogs, Mabel being a notable exception.

    Mabel is NOT a tart. She doesn't want SEX, she wants BABIES. Fine difference. All you humans out there: Don't transfer your urges onto a dog who is not at liberty to turn off her biological calling.

    Good luck, Mabel. May the best dog's sperm win. And try to communicate to good old John - him who will be left holding the puppies - that one litter is enough.

    U

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  21. Nip down to the pet shop in town and buy her a chastity belt. Something in black leather with studs, mayhap.

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  22. Never a dull moment in your household as you say John. There is nothing so sexy as a bitch on heat - I found that out with Tess on her first season (have never had a bitch before) - thank goodness women don't behave like that! Have since had Tess spayed!

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  23. Poor Mabel...Poor you, Chris and the other 'boys' too. I'll have to ask the same question the others have, are you going to have her spayed? Inquiring minds want to know! :-)))!!

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  24. I agree with BOTB, Mabel is wanting a baby.
    When Lulu was in season the most embarrassing moment was when she started pole dancing around my 80 year-old father.
    We did buy her one of those little thong thingies that made the whole messy business more manageable. She was spayed as soon as it was the right time (exactly 12 weeks after a season I think) and we have all been a lot happier since.

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  25. The poor thing! Mabel I mean! Put her out of her misery! Spay is the word, yes it is.

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  26. You need to get that poor girl a man! ROFL :O).

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