I did it again!!!!


This time at the supermarket!
I called in to buy some things for Chris' tea, leaned over a freezer to pick up a carton of cream!
In front of two old ladies and a woman in a wheelchair I farted VERY loudly
Oh the shame!
Another message to self I am starting weight watchers again!
To make things worse the lady in the wheelchair said loudly and to no one in particular "I do that all the time!"

14 comments:

  1. Oh no, John! Maybe you need to take some Beano before you go out in public for a while. ;-D

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  2. Tee hee hee hee hee hee.

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  3. John, you make me laugh out loud and I love that!! So funny...you relating so well to the seniors in the gas expulsion realm :) LOL
    Amy at Verde Farm

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  4. Glad I wasn't behind YOU!
    Jim

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  5. That's funny, but it isn't too. When was your last physical? Maybe it's your diet? I'm with Louise about the Beano... might be a good idea....

    :O

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  6. I think this happens as you get older! Thank your lucky stars you are not a women - have you seen the adverts for Tena Lady? xxxx

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  7. Ah don't be embarrassed my good man, ' it's better out than in' as they say.
    Regards,
    John W

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  8. Nothing like a good ole fart to break the tension... and the wind.

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  9. laughing hysterically!!! :) Thanks!

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  10. I can see the 'Carry on' style humour in your situation but, seriously, also concerned if you really need to speak with your GP - you may need a bowel study done, old chap, afterall, you are in the 'at risk' age group!

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  11. way too funny.
    I have been with a very limited internet connection for about 7 days now and have not been able to reaqd or comment anyone's blog. Argh. Here is to Hoping to get it fixed, like, yesterday.

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  12. I did it once at the dentist while having a tooth out.
    Dentist (oh so kindly) said "never heard a tooth make a noise like that before" and calmly carried on.
    I loved him forever afterwards!
    xx

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  13. Oh dear you do make me laugh....

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  14. I also do that all the time.

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